Bitch Bitch... uh... Bitch Bitch, I Hate You.

Look at those 2 sluts. What? Josh counts as 2 people.

"In Bed" Need Not Apply

So I haven't posted in a long time... blah, blah, blah.

The fortune cookie that accompanied my lunch today had the following words straight from Confucius' mouth:

"Our first and last love is... self-love"

Well, he's just taking away all the fun of making our normally bland fortunes sexual. Thanks a lot Chinaman.

CLIT SHOCKER!!!