Gurrrrrl Power... Pee Power

I'm sure all you ladies out there know that the toilet was invented to oppress women. I mean with all the sitting and squatting and hovering, I'm surprised men haven't force women to just lie on their backs and pee on themselves. Well, now you can shout out, "NO MORE!!!" Go Your Way is distributing a product called P-Mate.

This disposable (thank God) device allows you stand with the boys and pee without the embarrassment of "Number 1" soaking through your new capri pants. This teeny peeny lets you write your name in the snow.

Now, if we're gunning for equality here, someone needs to invent some sort of contraption that'll allow us men to go to the bathroom sitting down. A man can dream, can't he?

Oh, On Your Way also sells about 5 other products-- music CDs. Yes, alternative fememine urination devices and CDs go together like PB & J.